Guardians of the Galaxy hit the theaters this weekend, and if first day box office totals are any indication ($38.7 million domestic), then Marvel and Disney have another mega hit on their hands. What’s not to dig about a sci-fi epic featuring a wisecracking cybernetic raccoon gunslinger? Here at Hero Happy Hour central, had we been more on our game, and not in the middle of an already completed 80-page story, we should have introduced our own smart-aleck turbo-charged woodland creature to “booster” our exposure. Say, something along the lines of… Booster Badger.

Booster BadgerNote: The above illustration is not by regular Hero Happy Hour artist and co-creator Chris Fason, but a humble attempt by the writer and other co-creator of Hero Happy Hour, Dan Taylor.